Very Best of the VB

A good place to start with my best, funniest, and most entertaining entries:

Bud Light Chelada: Beer and Clam Broth? La combinacion perfecta!

Budweiser: Pitch ‘n’ Putt ‘n’ Get Yourself Drunk

Stone Ruination IPA: The Vice Blogger and the Alkie

Captain Lawrence’s Cuvee de Castleton: Beer Release Parties are Nerdier than Comic Cons

Stella Artois: Like Fucking a Fat Chick, It Will Only Bring You Shame

Dogfish Head Raison D’Etre:  The PPAP (Price Per Alcohol Percentage)

Leinenkugel’s Sunset Wheat: Is Getting Drunk So Important to Me That I Will Drink This Shit?

Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine: The Beer That Takes Two Hours to Finish (That’s a Good Thing in This Case)

Samuel Adams Utopias: I Would Fellate This Beer

Bud Light: Like the Douchebag at the Bar with the Porsche Key Chain (But No Porsche)

Foster’s: The Freaks Living Amongst Me in My Hell’s Kitchen Walk-Up

Brooklyn Lager: The Beer Hierarchy at Your Typical Pub

Yuengling: Aaron’s Most Drunk Beers Of His Lifetime

Great Divide IPA: On the Coloring of Beers and Needing Paint Swatch Samples

Dogfish Head Sixty Minute: “Session” Drinking is Just a Snobby Way to Say You’re Getting Wasted

The Glenlivet Nadurra: On the Liquor “Cabinets” of People at Various Stages in Their Lives

Arrogant Bastard Ale: Puppy Love and Making Me the Man I Am Today

Lagunitas Capuccino Stout: Coffee, Beer, and Other Perverted Addictions

Captain Lawrence Pleasantville Smoked Porter: What the Fuck’s a Growler?

Saranac Pomegranate Wheat: A Cigar IS More Than Just a Cigar, It’s Your Fucking Freedom (As The Smoke Wafts into the Air and Makes Yuppies Mad)

Jameson Irish Whiskey: What I’d Do With “Fuck You” Money

Heineken: I Thought This Was Quality Beer When I Was 19, That’s All Ya’ Need To Know

Corona Extra: What a Shitty “Beer”

Top Ten LEAST Wanted Beers List

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