Corona Extra

4.6% ABV

“Extra” what? Extra shitty is what I’ll assume. Corona has to be the only beer you can literally watch TV through. It’s so goddamn thin. A pungent smell, yet borderline tasteless. Figure out that paradox. So gross. “What if you put a lime in it?” the ladyfriend asked. Christ. Like a little citrus fruit could improve this filth. The only thing I could put into this beer to make it taste even decent is maybe like 100 ounces of Orval. I can’t even believe this beer has an ABV of 4.6%. I’ve accidentally tasted near beers that were more potent. Avoid at all costs. Even if you’re an alcoholic and it is the only thing in your house. Please search the bathroom for Listerine or fingernail polish. The area under the sink for Chlorox. Heck, sniff some glue. I would say the only reason to drink this beer is if you are dating a Mexican lady and you go to her house for dinner and you don’t want to insult her father by turning down this swill. But I refuse to believe even bonafide Mexicans like this crap. Corona is the Foster’s of Mexico.

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2 Responses to Corona Extra

  1. John says:

    Wow. Such passion in your hatred for this one. I feel the exact same disgust towards Shiner Bock. Even the mention of that beer makes me want to punch something.

  2. ray says:

    Yea, I’m partially Mexican, and I’ve never seen any of that side of the family drink corona. Most mexican americans drink budlight if they want shitty watered down beer.

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