A good place to start with my best, funniest, and most entertaining entries:
Bud Light Chelada: Beer and Clam Broth? La combinacion perfecta!
Budweiser: Pitch ‘n’ Putt ‘n’ Get Yourself Drunk
Stone Ruination IPA: The Vice Blogger and the Alkie
Captain Lawrence’s Cuvee de Castleton: Beer Release Parties are Nerdier than Comic Cons
Stella Artois: Like Fucking a Fat Chick, It Will Only Bring You Shame
Dogfish Head Raison D’Etre: The PPAP (Price Per Alcohol Percentage)
Leinenkugel’s Sunset Wheat: Is Getting Drunk So Important to Me That I Will Drink This Shit?
Samuel Adams Utopias: I Would Fellate This Beer
Bud Light: Like the Douchebag at the Bar with the Porsche Key Chain (But No Porsche)
Foster’s: The Freaks Living Amongst Me in My Hell’s Kitchen Walk-Up
Brooklyn Lager: The Beer Hierarchy at Your Typical Pub
Yuengling: Aaron’s Most Drunk Beers Of His Lifetime
Great Divide IPA: On the Coloring of Beers and Needing Paint Swatch Samples
Dogfish Head Sixty Minute: “Session” Drinking is Just a Snobby Way to Say You’re Getting Wasted
The Glenlivet Nadurra: On the Liquor “Cabinets” of People at Various Stages in Their Lives
Arrogant Bastard Ale: Puppy Love and Making Me the Man I Am Today
Lagunitas Capuccino Stout: Coffee, Beer, and Other Perverted Addictions
Captain Lawrence Pleasantville Smoked Porter: What the Fuck’s a Growler?
Jameson Irish Whiskey: What I’d Do With “Fuck You” Money
Heineken: I Thought This Was Quality Beer When I Was 19, That’s All Ya’ Need To Know